Twilight werewolf ready to bite slow RV company

Taylor Lautner is suing an RV company because his $300,000 trailer wasn't delivered on time and without the upgrades. That is understandable. What makes it interesting is that he is also suing for emotional distress and "annoyance."

A quick Google search will come up with a bunch of snarky comments about it, but I'll back Lautner on this one. Although I don't think you can sue someone because they annoy you, I do understand the emotional distress.

I've had multiple circumstances where packages were to be delivered and I'd sit at home all day waiting and the package never came. I'd check the tracking info and it says the package couldn't be delivered because no one was home. Little did the lazy delivery driver know, I stayed by the window all day and listened intently for the sound of any loud bumbling that would sound like a delivery truck.

Could it be that my packages weighed more than 20 pounds as the reason the driver didn't deliver it? Could it be that he wanted a longer lunch break or was late on his route or the fact that I lived on the third floor? Went to the wrong address? Maybe all of the above? Well, at that point, it didn't matter what his reason was and it would be real easy for me to show him what "emotional distress" looked like.

I've never had anything shipped that was over $5,000 so I can't imagine how insane I'd be if I didn't get something I paid $300,000 for. Of course, bloggers would laugh at Lautner and call him various names like "Diva", "Pansy" and "Tay Tay." I think they need to read the first couple pages of the lawsuit.

Having bought the trailer with the upgrades means that he doesn't have to go with the trailer that the film producers rent for him. This also means that the producers pay him an extra $3,000 a week for it. In short, the producers basically rent the trailer from Lautner FOR Lautner to use. And without the trailer, all the guy had was a parking spot that said "Reserved for Mr. Lautner."

A loss of $3,000 a week combined with the lack of a trailer that you paid $300k for and you don't have any emotional distress or annoyance? You are at a level of inner peace I will never achieve. I'm Team Jacob on this one. And I still refuse to watch any of the Twilight movies.

Taylor Lautner Cries Werewolf Tears Because He Doesn't Get His Fancy RV On Time