In North Carolina, two of the state's favorite treats have joined forces. Krispy Kreme and Cheerwine. Oh yes. Evil never tasted so good.
Krispy Kreme makes doughnuts so good that office workers know not to ask "Is this low fat?" Cheerwine is the best cherry soda you'll ever have. I heard stories of people coming to NC just to load up on it and take it back up north. Put the two together and the world is in danger. *cue apocalypse style clips of people running for their lives and a woman screaming.* But only for one month.
Imagine a glazed doughnut with chocolate icing on top, red and white and black sprinkles on top of that and in the center, you have Cheerwine flavored icing packed in there. This is evil, people!
*Cue the '50s bad guy music.* Feeding more than one to your child could be considered bad parenting. Even after one, you may find your child to be uncontrollable. You may hear this doughnut call to you in the night. Do Not Answer! Never mind that Krispy Kreme doughnuts can be bought at your local Harris Teeter. Some Krispy Kreme stores are open 24 hours. Those who are not in perfect health should consult a doctor before consumption and a priest afterward. Or vice versa.
I dare ya to eat one. No.. two! I dare ya to eat two! Do you have what it takes to handle the Krispy Kreme Cheerwine doughnut!? It's coming... And it'll be waiting at a grocery store near you. *Evil bad guy laugh and fade to black.*
Please eat responsibly.
*image from news-record.com
Krispy Kreme and Cheerwine doughnut
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